I came out to my mom. She gave me a pair of pants her boyfriend used to own because she thought they’d fit me. Mother’s intuition is majestic.
"no my love, you cannot go off to war"
"but I must darling, i must fight. to defend our land"
"against the fuckboys
Jim Crow 2.0
nothing’s changed. it’s just evolved.
devil stay pulling tricks.
LITERALLY MY FAVORITEThis is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.